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[lifeban]

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10:55 am

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"This is Dan Heng. Please text rather than calling."

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Re: DAY 12 during bartending whenever

[eggshell]

oh h it is my prob lem. Wait

[next picture is a somewhat better shot of. Tapioca pearls in a jar.]

HAVE Y OU SEEN T TTYESE

Re: DAY 12 during bartending whenever

[lifeban]

I'm proud of you for noticing.

[unfortunately genuine. he's been drinking. fuck.]

I see he has forced you to confront bubble tea.

Re: DAY 12 during bartending whenever

[eggshell]

Th ank you SO Y OU UNDESRTAN WHY I MU st lEAVE HIM I LOV E HIM and I love yo u hello Dn Heng BIT THE POINT IS TH IS IS AB AB BO MINATION

[the amount of alcohol dan feng has imbibed can likely quench a small country.]

Re: DAY 12 during bartending whenever

[lifeban]

I love you too.
What I am about to say will likely perplex and upset you, but I must.
No, I don't understand.
It's just tea.

Re: DAY 12 during bartending whenever

[eggshell]

Ttake that back I do nnnnnOT WANT TO BREak up with YOU

Re: DAY 12 during bartending whenever

[lifeban]

That's very cute of you.
But he's not making you drink it?
It's just tea.

Re: DAY 12 during bartending whenever

[eggshell]

[???????????? ???? did Dan Heng just call him cute? What?]

YOU CANN OT PIT THINGS THAT REQUIREE CHEWING IN TEA CAN YOU IMAG INE CHEWING TEA ANSD I AM NOT CUTE NNnEever in all mmmy li VES HAVE I Been Called CUTE

Re: DAY 12 during bartending whenever

[lifeban]

I don't really care either way about the tea.
But you are cute.
Like a feral grimalkin.

Re: DAY 12 during bartending whenever

[eggshell]

HOW FAN YOU NNOT CARR ABOUT TH E TEA?????? YOU DI S GRACE YOUR ANECSTORS. I CANN TRLL YOU THIS BE CAUSE I AM ONE OF TM

am i Really.::!! jing yuan likes cute thinges doesn't he. does he like me

Re: DAY 12 during bartending whenever

[lifeban]

My entire existence disgraces my ancestors, I doubt my ambivalence on tea is the final straw.

Of course he likes you.

Re: DAY 12 during bartending whenever

[eggshell]

henger don't talk abt yourself l ike that. F u want t to be degraded I can do that fforr u. I've knownn you for two wkss and I Already know Yo would hv mmmade a good hiigj elder.

can uuu tell him I like him.............

Re: DAY 12 during bartending whenever

[lifeban]

I'm fine without degradation, but thank you.

You can't tell him yourself?

Re: DAY 12 during bartending whenever

[eggshell]

yoU are so Poliye. Polite. stop that. And I c cannOt tell hhij I love him very very muhc but trhatt is different from liking hhin you Know

Re: DAY 12 during bartending whenever

[lifeban]

Okay.

Tell him yourself.

Re: DAY 12 during bartending whenever

[eggshell]

Y OU HAVE NNNO DIPLMAOCY SKILKS

Re: DAY 12 during bartending whenever

[lifeban]

I have no need of them.

Okay so that's a lie but I see no need to use them with you.

Re: DAY 12 during bartending whenever

[eggshell]

DISRESPECTFL SMALL wht is anther word for small

LITTLE BR a T

darling wave to me

[If Dan Heng vaguely looks to the Gluttony section of the cul-de-sac Dan Feng is staring at his direction like a really unsettling gargolye.]

Re: DAY 12 during bartending whenever

[lifeban]

[glances over

lifts his hand in a lil wave]

Re: DAY 12 during bartending whenever

[eggshell]

SOME ONE IS WAVING TO ME

Re: DAY 12 during bartending whenever

[lifeban]

Yes.

It is me.

Re: DAY 12 during bartending whenever

[eggshell]

Ohhhh. Hello!!!

[Dan Feng waves back and visibly covers his face with his shitty phone.]

Xiaoheng druink with me...!!

Re: DAY 12 during bartending whenever

[lifeban]

Yeah. We are clearly both drunk.

Re: DAY 12 during bartending whenever

[eggshell]

Drinkk with me more ttonNIhgt! it is a full moon

Re: DAY 12 during bartending whenever

[lifeban]

[flashes him a thumbs up]

DAY 12 9PM

[eggshell]

[RING RING RING RING RING]