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10:55 am

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"This is Dan Heng. Please text rather than calling."

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Re: DAY 12 during bartending whenever

[eggshell]

SOME ONE IS WAVING TO ME

Re: DAY 12 during bartending whenever

[lifeban]

Yes.

It is me.

Re: DAY 12 during bartending whenever

[eggshell]

Ohhhh. Hello!!!

[Dan Feng waves back and visibly covers his face with his shitty phone.]

Xiaoheng druink with me...!!

Re: DAY 12 during bartending whenever

[lifeban]

Yeah. We are clearly both drunk.

Re: DAY 12 during bartending whenever

[eggshell]

Drinkk with me more ttonNIhgt! it is a full moon

Re: DAY 12 during bartending whenever

[lifeban]

[flashes him a thumbs up]

DAY 12 9PM

[eggshell]

[RING RING RING RING RING]

Re: DAY 12 9PM

[lifeban]

[...picks up]

Hi.

Re: DAY 12 9PM

[eggshell]

Are you decent.

Re: DAY 12 9PM

[lifeban]

[that borders on philosophical... oh, wait.]

Yes.

Re: DAY 12 9PM

[eggshell]

[Save the smartassery for later .. !!]

Dress warmly and bring a blanket. [Dan Feng is speaking in the measured cadence of someone who is clearly drunk and attempting to sound like he isn't.] I'll meet you outside...

Re: DAY 12 9PM

[lifeban]

[they are both still drunk huh. good job lizards.]

I will be right out.

[hangs up. he will be like. five minutes. due to drunk. but he DOES dress warmly and bring a blanket.]

Re: DAY 12 9PM

[eggshell]

[Dan Feng is waiting for him, cheeks flushed red, wearing about three lumpy scarves, reindeer earmuffs (with one horn above his broken one), and his robes of office, as Imbibitor Lunae.

He is also carrying a plastic bucket that is making suspicious bottle clinking sounds. When he sees Dan Heng he imperiously beckons him over.]

Hurry up.

Re: DAY 12 9PM

[lifeban]

[dan heng is bundled! he has his cute Books sweater on, as well as his usual outfit under. and socks on his horns.]

Where to?

[but drifting closer, easily. there is a flush high on his cheeks as well.]

Re: DAY 12 9PM

[eggshell]

A little closer to the lake.

[When he's close enough, Dan Feng's tail curls towards him, seeking its twin.]

Tail. [Plsplsplspls.]

Re: DAY 12 9PM

[lifeban]

[indulgently twines his tail with dan feng's.]

Lead the way.

Re: DAY 12 9PM

[eggshell]

[He squeezes their tails together, briefly, twining tight before setting off. This may not be a good idea with both of them smashed, but Dan Feng is surprisingly steady on his feet as they start off into the forest.]

What if I. Murdered you out here.

Re: DAY 12 9PM

[lifeban]

...

I doubt you would enjoy the consequences. So refrain.

[d r y

off into the forest they go. drunk. like winners.]

Re: DAY 12 9PM

[eggshell]

Do not sass me.

[There's still snow crunching underfoot, but the moon is bright above them, and a little ways in, Dan Feng reaches for Dan Heng's hand, to twine their fingers together, too.]

Have you ever gone moon-viewing before?

Re: DAY 12 9PM

[lifeban]

[handholding ///

hhhhesitates, but shakes his head.]

I haven't. But I do... have some memories, vaguely.

Re: DAY 12 9PM

[eggshell]

[He starts running a thumb over Dan Heng's knuckles absently, realizes he's doing it, jerks to a stop, and runs into a low-hanging tree branch.]

That's fine. [He wills Dan Heng to not notice how moronic he's being.] We can make new memories together.

Re: DAY 12 9PM

[lifeban]

[yeah so about that]

...Are you okay?

Re: DAY 12 9PM

[eggshell]

[NO I AM NOT OKAY WHEN HAVE I EVER BEEN OKAY I AM FEELING VERY WARM AND YOUR HAND IS WARM AND YOUR TAIL IS WARM AND LOOKING AT YOU FROM THE SIDE LIKE THIS I WANT TO BUNDLE YOU INTO MY ARMS AND TUCK YOU INTO MY POCKETS AND PRESS YOU INTO MY SCALES AND PUT MY MOUTH ON YOUR HORNS AND MY HANDS INTO YOUR VISCERA AND IS IT THAT HORRIBLE TO FIND YOUR OWN FACE ATTRACTIVE AND]

I'm all right. [He fights the branch. It is winning.] Give me a moment.

Re: DAY 12 9PM

[lifeban]

Hold still.

[turning to face him more and hold. the branch still. creating a stationary opponent.]

Re: DAY 12 9PM

[eggshell]

[Dan Feng valiantly!!! Ducks under the branch!!! It has been defeated. Imbibitor Lunae has won.]

Is it too much to ask. For you to forget this ever happened.