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[lifeban]

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10:55 am

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"This is Dan Heng. Please text rather than calling."

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Re: DAY 12 during bartending whenever

[lifeban]

My entire existence disgraces my ancestors, I doubt my ambivalence on tea is the final straw.

Of course he likes you.

Re: DAY 12 during bartending whenever

[eggshell]

henger don't talk abt yourself l ike that. F u want t to be degraded I can do that fforr u. I've knownn you for two wkss and I Already know Yo would hv mmmade a good hiigj elder.

can uuu tell him I like him.............

Re: DAY 12 during bartending whenever

[lifeban]

I'm fine without degradation, but thank you.

You can't tell him yourself?

Re: DAY 12 during bartending whenever

[eggshell]

yoU are so Poliye. Polite. stop that. And I c cannOt tell hhij I love him very very muhc but trhatt is different from liking hhin you Know

Re: DAY 12 during bartending whenever

[lifeban]

Okay.

Tell him yourself.

Re: DAY 12 during bartending whenever

[eggshell]

Y OU HAVE NNNO DIPLMAOCY SKILKS

Re: DAY 12 during bartending whenever

[lifeban]

I have no need of them.

Okay so that's a lie but I see no need to use them with you.

Re: DAY 12 during bartending whenever

[eggshell]

DISRESPECTFL SMALL wht is anther word for small

LITTLE BR a T

darling wave to me

[If Dan Heng vaguely looks to the Gluttony section of the cul-de-sac Dan Feng is staring at his direction like a really unsettling gargolye.]

Re: DAY 12 during bartending whenever

[lifeban]

[glances over

lifts his hand in a lil wave]

Re: DAY 12 during bartending whenever

[eggshell]

SOME ONE IS WAVING TO ME

Re: DAY 12 during bartending whenever

[lifeban]

Yes.

It is me.

Re: DAY 12 during bartending whenever

[eggshell]

Ohhhh. Hello!!!

[Dan Feng waves back and visibly covers his face with his shitty phone.]

Xiaoheng druink with me...!!

Re: DAY 12 during bartending whenever

[lifeban]

Yeah. We are clearly both drunk.

Re: DAY 12 during bartending whenever

[eggshell]

Drinkk with me more ttonNIhgt! it is a full moon

Re: DAY 12 during bartending whenever

[lifeban]

[flashes him a thumbs up]

DAY 12 9PM

[eggshell]

[RING RING RING RING RING]

Re: DAY 12 9PM

[lifeban]

[...picks up]

Hi.

Re: DAY 12 9PM

[eggshell]

Are you decent.

Re: DAY 12 9PM

[lifeban]

[that borders on philosophical... oh, wait.]

Yes.

Re: DAY 12 9PM

[eggshell]

[Save the smartassery for later .. !!]

Dress warmly and bring a blanket. [Dan Feng is speaking in the measured cadence of someone who is clearly drunk and attempting to sound like he isn't.] I'll meet you outside...

Re: DAY 12 9PM

[lifeban]

[they are both still drunk huh. good job lizards.]

I will be right out.

[hangs up. he will be like. five minutes. due to drunk. but he DOES dress warmly and bring a blanket.]

Re: DAY 12 9PM

[eggshell]

[Dan Feng is waiting for him, cheeks flushed red, wearing about three lumpy scarves, reindeer earmuffs (with one horn above his broken one), and his robes of office, as Imbibitor Lunae.

He is also carrying a plastic bucket that is making suspicious bottle clinking sounds. When he sees Dan Heng he imperiously beckons him over.]

Hurry up.

Re: DAY 12 9PM

[lifeban]

[dan heng is bundled! he has his cute Books sweater on, as well as his usual outfit under. and socks on his horns.]

Where to?

[but drifting closer, easily. there is a flush high on his cheeks as well.]

Re: DAY 12 9PM

[eggshell]

A little closer to the lake.

[When he's close enough, Dan Feng's tail curls towards him, seeking its twin.]

Tail. [Plsplsplspls.]

Re: DAY 12 9PM

[lifeban]

[indulgently twines his tail with dan feng's.]

Lead the way.