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[lifeban]

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10:55 am

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Re: DAY 7

[lifeban]

I'm ignoring you until you type properly.

Re: DAY 7

[eggshell]

A re you ILLITERATE

Re: DAY 7

[lifeban]

Are you?

Re: DAY 7

[eggshell]

I am the m ost literatte on 114,53 pl anets you insigni ficant insect .

Re: DAY 7

[lifeban]

[read]

Re: DAY 7

[eggshell]

DON T IGNORE ME

Re: DAY 7

[lifeban]

[read]

1/6

[eggshell]


DON'T IGRNOEE ME
DONT IGOREN ME
DN OT IGNOER M
DOTN GONSJAEER M

Re: DAY 7

[eggshell]


I WILL T IE YOU TO MY BED ANS KEEP YO U IN MY POCKETT WH Y ARE YOU IGN ORIGN. ME

Re: DAY 7

[eggshell]

😂😂😂😂😂🤣

Re: DAY 7

[eggshell]

wa it no those are not th e ones i wante dd to send. apologie s. A ba by taught me about the m in th e library.

😭😭😭😭😢😭

t here

Re: DAY 7

[eggshell]

I WANT TO LICK HIS TASTE COMPLETELY OUT OF YOUR MOUTH HE IS MINE NOW HE HAS ALWAYS BEEN MINE ALL ATOMS OF HIS BEING IS MINE

christ. done

[eggshell]

Im really dizzy wow. I want to see you xiaoheng.

ilu

[lifeban]

Your condition likely won't worsen, based on the species of mistletoe you ate.

[eggshell]

You should try it

[lifeban]

I will not.

[eggshell]

I have more mistletoe.Untouched. Fresh.

[lifeban]

I am not eating anything you offer me for the foreseeable future.

[eggshell]

What if I offered you Yuan'er

[lifeban]

He's not yours to offer. Also, I already have him.

[eggshell]

We could pass him back and forth. Like a hatchling's jade abacus

[lifeban]

[fuck that is actually pretty appealing. shit.]

Why is that the simile of choice?

1/2

[eggshell]

That was how I was taught to share, when I was still a hatchling.

[eggshell]

He does have two holes, so we can have one each and make him airtight...

[lifeban]

[oh

oh nooo

oh no that does invoke a little thrill.]

I won't dismiss the idea out of hand.

But I won't agree to anything he hasn't also agreed to.