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[lifeban]

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10:55 am

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"This is Dan Heng. Please text rather than calling."

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[eggshell]

You should try it

[lifeban]

I will not.

[eggshell]

I have more mistletoe.Untouched. Fresh.

[lifeban]

I am not eating anything you offer me for the foreseeable future.

[eggshell]

What if I offered you Yuan'er

[lifeban]

He's not yours to offer. Also, I already have him.

[eggshell]

We could pass him back and forth. Like a hatchling's jade abacus

[lifeban]

[fuck that is actually pretty appealing. shit.]

Why is that the simile of choice?

1/2

[eggshell]

That was how I was taught to share, when I was still a hatchling.

[eggshell]

He does have two holes, so we can have one each and make him airtight...

[lifeban]

[oh

oh nooo

oh no that does invoke a little thrill.]

I won't dismiss the idea out of hand.

But I won't agree to anything he hasn't also agreed to.

[eggshell]

I can make more holes in him if you want.

Why? He's our property is he not?

[lifeban]

Absolutely do not make more holes.

He's our lover, not our property.

[eggshell]

Is that not the same thing?

[lifeban]

He gets to have a say in things too.

[eggshell]

He did say something about that

[unfortunately dan feng has the object permanence of a two month old human baby.]

Call me, I can not read this little screen

[lifeban]

[thinks about it for a minute. he's out and about, doesn't want to attract scarecrows or snowmen or whatever the fuck...]

Five minutes.

[eggshell]

Wh ere are you? I want to see y ou

[lifeban]

I went to look up your plant. Stay where you are. Where are you?

[so yeah library]

[eggshell]

[he sends yet another shitty picture - looks like the bar? it's brightly lit against night, at least.]

[lifeban]

Okay.

[he'll probably fail the willsave soon and arrive but for now he is calling.]

[eggshell]

Xiaoheng.

[that is definitely a 100% 'i want to fold you in half carnally' tone.]

[lifeban]

[what the fuck.

were he not literally dan heng he'd gasp audibly. as it stands...]



Dan Feng.

[eggshell]

I saved some mistletoe for you.

[lifeban]

...

I have a question for you.