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[lifeban]

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10:55 am

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"This is Dan Heng. Please text rather than calling."

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[lifeban]

[maybe later, his head fucking hurts for some reason]

As if you weren't.

[eggshell]

[there is a markedly long time between this reply and the others, because dan feng read what he sent and then proceeded to lie down in his room with the lights off and regret this week’s life choices.]

You are such a petulant little brat.

[lifeban]

I see no reason not to be, when my elder is immature first.

1/2

[eggshell]

I know you know what I want to say. However, our adorable little General has laid out a truce that I find agreeable, so unfortunately, I must refrain. For now.

[eggshell]

He can’t protect you for long. For creatures like us, who have that legacy, nobody can.

[lifeban]

I will behave so long as you do.

I am living in the present, and as myself. You'll have to be more specific about legacies.

[eggshell]

Very cute of you to play the fool.

[lifeban]

I could say any number of rude things here.

[eggshell]

Why on earth are you behaving?

[lifeban]

"I will behave so long as you do."

[eggshell]

But why? You have no obligation to do so.

[lifeban]

I don't see a need to be cruel to you.

[eggshell]

And how is your horn doing?

[lifeban]

You know how.

[eggshell]

[snap at him you little bastard. he doesn’t know how to deal with indifference.]

You’re welcome.

[lifeban]

Do you need me to be nasty?

[eggshell]

[INHALES]

This is pointless. You don’t deserve him. Watch your step, Dan Heng.

[lifeban]

What are your issues with me?

[eggshell]

Does it matter? I am sure he has told you who he is to me.

[lifeban]

But I'm the one who doesn't deserve him?

[eggshell]

Are you being intentionally obtuse?

[lifeban]

Are you baiting me?

[eggshell]

[yes.]

If I was, do you think I would say yes?

[lifeban]

No. But it was largely a rhetorical question anyway.

[eggshell]

What a cute little successor you are.