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[lifeban]

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10:55 am

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"This is Dan Heng. Please text rather than calling."

Comments

[lifeban]

You know how.

[eggshell]

[snap at him you little bastard. he doesn’t know how to deal with indifference.]

You’re welcome.

[lifeban]

Do you need me to be nasty?

[eggshell]

[INHALES]

This is pointless. You don’t deserve him. Watch your step, Dan Heng.

[lifeban]

What are your issues with me?

[eggshell]

Does it matter? I am sure he has told you who he is to me.

[lifeban]

But I'm the one who doesn't deserve him?

[eggshell]

Are you being intentionally obtuse?

[lifeban]

Are you baiting me?

[eggshell]

[yes.]

If I was, do you think I would say yes?

[lifeban]

No. But it was largely a rhetorical question anyway.

[eggshell]

What a cute little successor you are.

[lifeban]

What a way to say nothing at all.

[eggshell]

It’s a High Elder skill. Quite useful. The General is good at it too.

[lifeban]

I prefer this:

[sends nothing]

[eggshell]

[this gets a reply early in the morning, full dark: dan feng sends him an extremely grainy picture of the sloth house, along with:] :-)

[lifeban]

[after an hour or two, like, early riser hours:]

Must you?

[eggshell]

It's too early to be awake?

[lifeban]

When you sent that it was almost still late.

[eggshell]

So? Back to bed for growing boys.

[lifeban]

Why text me just to tell me to sleep?

[eggshell]

Aren’t you in bed with him?

[lifeban]

So you're being a brat.

[eggshell]

[that’s way farther than he ever got with his jing yuan ok let him be nosy!!!]

If you can be, why can’t I?

[lifeban]

Here I thought I was the little and cute one.