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Dan Heng (Dan Feng...?) ([personal profile] lifeban) wrote2023-10-30 10:19 am
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lifeban: <user name="starlette"> (rage against the waking dawn)

Re: DAY 7

[personal profile] lifeban 2023-12-14 11:31 am (UTC)(link)
Dan Feng.
eggshell: said the spider to the fly (come come)

Re: DAY 7

[personal profile] eggshell 2023-12-14 11:32 am (UTC)(link)
I *am* used to being immortal, all right
lifeban: <user name="starlette"> (surrounding all the weeds)

Re: DAY 7

[personal profile] lifeban 2023-12-14 11:34 am (UTC)(link)
I am going to shake you.
eggshell: said the spider to the fly (come come)

Re: DAY 7

[personal profile] eggshell 2023-12-14 11:37 am (UTC)(link)
[his eyesight is starting to get a little blurry but. whatever. the point is]

No! Tell me what plant this is first
lifeban: <user name="starlette"> (you will see too)

Re: DAY 7

[personal profile] lifeban 2023-12-14 11:46 am (UTC)(link)
[perish]

Do you need me to look it up?
Edited 2023-12-14 11:47 (UTC)
eggshell: (disgusting)

Re: DAY 7

[personal profile] eggshell 2023-12-14 11:57 am (UTC)(link)
So you don't know.

[can a text be ominous? we just don't know]
lifeban: <user name="starlette"> (if you think this is all there is)

Re: DAY 7

[personal profile] lifeban 2023-12-14 12:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[read]

[will he be left alone for like 30 minutes?]
eggshell: (uwaaaaaaa)

Re: DAY 7

[personal profile] eggshell 2023-12-15 06:10 am (UTC)(link)
[unfortunately. 20 minutes later.]

I w ant to see yo u. ..!

Are y ou th at terrible in bd thou gg tht he had to get in to mine

[incomprehensible!]
lifeban: <user name="moonsip"> (well you look like yourself)

Re: DAY 7

[personal profile] lifeban 2023-12-15 06:17 am (UTC)(link)
[unfortunately he CAN parse that.]

I'm looking up that plant for you and you did what?
eggshell: (nyahaha)

Re: DAY 7

[personal profile] eggshell 2023-12-15 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
[he already knows what the plant is, but the feeling of having dan heng doing something for him is truly a gift.......]

Don t worry tha t was before I fo und out the be rry was n ot sweet

yuaner IS VR Y SW eet

how ppoison ous were thos things you thi nk
lifeban: asdfghjk9090 @ twitter (of the world)

Re: DAY 7

[personal profile] lifeban 2023-12-15 06:28 am (UTC)(link)





I'm ignoring you until you type properly.
eggshell: (in front of my salad????)

Re: DAY 7

[personal profile] eggshell 2023-12-15 06:29 am (UTC)(link)
A re you ILLITERATE
lifeban: (my lover's face?)

Re: DAY 7

[personal profile] lifeban 2023-12-15 06:30 am (UTC)(link)
Are you?
eggshell: (Default)

Re: DAY 7

[personal profile] eggshell 2023-12-15 06:33 am (UTC)(link)
I am the m ost literatte on 114,53 pl anets you insigni ficant insect .
lifeban: <user name="starlette"> (the forest breathes)

Re: DAY 7

[personal profile] lifeban 2023-12-15 06:34 am (UTC)(link)
[read]
eggshell: (Default)

Re: DAY 7

[personal profile] eggshell 2023-12-15 06:36 am (UTC)(link)
DON T IGNORE ME
lifeban: art by surfacage (about it after all)

Re: DAY 7

[personal profile] lifeban 2023-12-15 06:38 am (UTC)(link)
[read]
eggshell: (hwaht)

1/6

[personal profile] eggshell 2023-12-15 06:42 am (UTC)(link)

DON'T IGRNOEE ME
DONT IGOREN ME
DN OT IGNOER M
DOTN GONSJAEER M
eggshell: (are those my bananas)

Re: DAY 7

[personal profile] eggshell 2023-12-15 06:43 am (UTC)(link)

I WILL T IE YOU TO MY BED ANS KEEP YO U IN MY POCKETT WH Y ARE YOU IGN ORIGN. ME
eggshell: (dont like that)

Re: DAY 7

[personal profile] eggshell 2023-12-15 06:45 am (UTC)(link)
😂😂😂😂😂🤣
eggshell: (nyahaha)

Re: DAY 7

[personal profile] eggshell 2023-12-15 06:47 am (UTC)(link)
wa it no those are not th e ones i wante dd to send. apologie s. A ba by taught me about the m in th e library.

😭😭😭😭😢😭

t here
eggshell: (uwaaaaaaa)

Re: DAY 7

[personal profile] eggshell 2023-12-15 06:49 am (UTC)(link)
I WANT TO LICK HIS TASTE COMPLETELY OUT OF YOUR MOUTH HE IS MINE NOW HE HAS ALWAYS BEEN MINE ALL ATOMS OF HIS BEING IS MINE
eggshell: (in front of my salad????)

christ. done

[personal profile] eggshell 2023-12-15 06:50 am (UTC)(link)
Im really dizzy wow. I want to see you xiaoheng.
lifeban: (hiding under the ground)

ilu

[personal profile] lifeban 2023-12-15 06:53 am (UTC)(link)
Your condition likely won't worsen, based on the species of mistletoe you ate.
eggshell: (sit the fuck down)

[personal profile] eggshell 2023-12-15 07:13 am (UTC)(link)
You should try it
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