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10:55 am

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"This is Dan Heng. Please text rather than calling."

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[more crunching, like your cat eating plastic at 3 am.]

Did you want me to flirt with you?

That's irrelevant-

What are you doing?

Reasonable.

[. . .]

Do you think I would be cuter if I had fuzzy ears like Sett?

Undoubtedly.

I agree. I believe I have been slighted by fate. I should have been born a cat.

You do a good impression of one, at any rate.

[there is a long, vaguely sheepish pause.]

I found some candy?

But it isn't good enough without cute ears...

[

better than poisonous berries]

Okay. Back to the topic at hand.

Would you like costume ears?

Do you want to see me with costume ears?

It'd be embarrassing in public.

Yes.

In private is good.

If we find some, I'll wear them for you then. 😽😽😽

New goal achieved.

🤭❤️

❤️

What do you taste like?

...I don't know how I'm expected to know the answer to that question.

Exactly. So, in my benevolence, I am offering to find out for you.

Literally how are you not processing this as flirting?!

[do you think there is a version of dan feng out there who knows what flirting is.]

If I had wanted to have you I would not go through asinine avenues such as flirting.

You are absurd.

[hangs up on him.

but he is on his way to the bar.]

[his phone is ringing the entire time????????? HELLO???????]

[SLAMS THE BAR DOOR OPEN, blushing furiously.]

[on the way to the bar, as his own phone rings furiously.]

Yep. Making worse choices.

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